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I'm Carissa. 16. Colorado.
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Previously sti-len-stilinski
boyfriend: yeah, so i told maria that if she ever had the opportunity, she could totally have sex with misha collins. we have like this freebie system thing going on when it comes to celebrities.
boyfriend's coworker: that's rad. who would you sleep with for your freebie?
boyfriend: misha collins.
1 hour ago on July 31st | J | 15,900 notes

Lets talk about Leviathan!Cas..

thesassiestsamwinchester:

cas-is-deans-bitch:

I mean he is pretty

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terrifying, like

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how does Misha do it, turn this

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into  this

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terrifying

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fucking

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monster?!

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this to

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this?! 

Hes one damn good actor..

gentle reminder that he was running a high fever and about thisclose to puking while filming the Leviathan!Cas scenes

four for u, misha collins. u go misha collins.

1 hour ago on July 31st | J | 5,119 notes

everybodyilovedies:

penandpage:

everybodyilovedies:

headcanon that Pietro legitimately isn’t sure when he’s talking too fast or normal speed so if someone says “what?” he just assumes that he was talking too fast and forces himself to slow the hell down and he’s not being condescending or sarcastic he just legitimately isn’t sure.

This is totally 100% likely, because look:

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So that is definitely something that happens. Weeeeeeeeeeee!

I see your panel and one up it with:

1 hour ago on July 31st | J | 46,258 notes
(A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)
Angry Customer: “Damn f**s.”
Gay Man: “Excuse me?”
Angry Customer: “You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”
Gay Man: *quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”
Angry Customer: “Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”
(The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)
Angry Customer: *to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”
(Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)
Owner: “I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”
Wife: “Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”
Owner: “Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”
(The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)
1 hour ago on July 31st | J | 230,535 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

How to Get 10% Off Your Order at Not a Burger Stand in Burbank, CA

Previously: Funny and Creative Sandwich Board Signs

1 hour ago on July 31st | J | 30,223 notes
At what point do you take girls out of school altogether because boys can’t handle it?
Parent of a female teen whose school banned leggings (via oomshi)
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snk-potato-girl:

8-f-a-a:

tokyo-oranges:

valfiggs5:

barely made it

Reblogging even though I’m 22 ‘cause fuck the tumblr police, I do what I want 

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snk-potato-girl:

8-f-a-a:

tokyo-oranges:

valfiggs5:

barely made it

Reblogging even though I’m 22 ‘cause fuck the tumblr police, I do what I want 

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childhoodgames:

my dog is getting scared of the storm so he’s hiding in the cat basket

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YOU’RE NOT A CAT

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YOU DON’T EVEN FIT IN IT

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ohawkguy:

someday i want someone to look at me the same way mark ruffalo looks at paul rudd

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10 hours ago on July 30th | J | 15,882 notes

trapg0ds:

joseguwop:

" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job

have a seat 

men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"

but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch

fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash 

10 hours ago on July 30th | J | 83,679 notes

dabhabit:

When I was in the hospital
I was roomed with a schizophrenic
And she was the most gentle person I have ever met
There was a boy with a long deep slit across his neck
Who told very funny jokes
A girl who never spoke a word
Would draw the most beautiful pictures
The boy who shook with anxiety
Could hold the most intelligent conversations
Even the girl who screamed in her sleep and picked at her skin
Had a heart the size of the ocean
We are not who you think we are

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